↓ keep scrolling, hippo will not move anyway
WHAT IS LYING XANAX HIPPO?
Lying Xanax Hippo is a meme coin dedicated to the permanent horizontal lifestyle.
No rush, no stress, no overcomplicated promises – just a giant sleepy dude,
floating tablets, and a community watching the chart while he casually naps through it all.
If everything screams “go faster”, this hippo gently whispers “maybe later”.
CHART OF WHATEVER IS HAPPENING
hippo is not watching this, but you can
WELCOME TO PERMA-CHILL MODE
If you’re tired of everything yelling “go faster”, this hippo is your spirit animal. He’s not going anywhere, and that’s fine. Hang out, spam memes, watch the chart move more than he does.